If you signed up for the site/newsletter/thingum, be sure to periodically check your 'spam' box - it appears that all mail this site generates is counted as spam :(
THERE ARE SECRET OPTIONS ON THIS PAGE OH MY GOD
Quick, Kids! Get out your Little Orphan Annie Decoder Rings and STAY TUNED FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
Actually, it'd just be better and easier if you simply logged in to the site, then you could see the four exclusive bits i've put up for you guys. They're only available to the people who registered, and only visible while logged in.
I did this to make you feel special about registering.
No site can ever love you like the littlest murloc loves you.
This site is entirely because of Mike Lee of www.burklee.ca.
The banners and everything are all him, I didn't even ask him to.
One moment, I looked and they were right there and it was awesome.
He also took me by the hand through every step of the process of posting each chunk of the story, because I, to my formerly secret shame, am really really bad at computer.